Twelve Days of (Pharmacy) Christmas

Stolen from a Twitter feed from @_RxLauren

• Twelve hours standing
• Eleven early refills
• Ten screaming customers
• Nine benzo scripts
• Eight a$$hole doctors
• Seven drive throughs beeping
• Six Plan B pick-ups
• Five prior auths
• Four cash narcotics
• Three fake prescriptions
• Two tripping junkies
• And a pharmacist who hates her job.

Merry Christmas!